golf:
Thomas the local village drunk: is the champion of batting rocks.
He has 4 stick.
They have names: so when he is pissed he knows which one to call for.
Thomas has 4 children: each child carries a stick and when asked - hangs the correct stick to their dad.
The locals of the village where Thomas lives: believe he invented the game of golf - and no one can say he didn’t.
It’s believed Jock: Thomas best drinking buddy - blacksmith carpenter and bartender - one night bent the end of Thomas best sticks in the chicken house door.
Mary: Thomas wife picked up the stick and yelled - Jock. I will club you across the head…
Hence the golf club was invented ….
The rest is history
