Some donor, I'd make.

Hair: abundant but grey.

Brain: absent in intelligence.

Sight: left eye blind to distance and short sighted, the right eye made of plastic.

Teeth: half missing, the other full of mercury.

Heart: told, don't have one.

Reproductive organ: used.

Lungs: full of wine.

Kidney: condition unknown.

Skin: old and taut.

Bones: repaired and fragile, and deficient in substance.

Fat: insufficient for a pauper's stew.